Barney's Mom

Barney's Mom
"I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney, but you're starting to look a little purple!"

Abraham Lincoln's Mom

Abraham Lincoln's Mom
"Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

When you are a mother. . .

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.

The moment a child is born

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Get ur facts first and then u can distort them as much as u please.

Get ur facts first and then u can distort them as much as u please.

Don't part with ur illusions. When they are gone u may still exist but u have ceased to live.

Don't part with ur illusions. When they are gone u may still exist but u have ceased to live.