Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise. . .
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
An alcoholic is someone you don’t . . .
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Always remember that I have taken more. . .
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Batman's Mom
Batman's Mom:
"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance will be!
"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance will be!
Mary's Mom
Mary's Mom:
"I'm not upset the you lamb followed you to school, Mary, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you!"
"I'm not upset the you lamb followed you to school, Mary, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you!"
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